🚬 Did Woody Harrelson’s Dad Kill JFK? The Wild True Crime Conspiracy You Need to Hear

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🔍 Inside the Life of Charles Harrelson – Hitman, Father, and Alleged Grassy Knoll Assassin

We’ve all heard wild JFK conspiracy theories—grassy knoll shooters, CIA cover-ups, the mob, and even mysterious “three tramps” photographed near the scene. But one theory is so outrageous, so tangled in true crime, Hollywood, and government secrets… that it sounds like a movie plot.

That theory?👉 That Charles Harrelson—the father of actor Woody Harrelson—was involved in the assassination of President John F. Kennedy.

And get this: it’s not just internet rumor. Charles Harrelson was a convicted hitman, tied to organized crime, who once claimed he killed JFK during a cocaine-fueled standoff with the police.

Yeah. Let that one sink in.

🎧 We broke it all down in our latest episode of Smoke & Mirrors, the podcast where conspiracy meets cannabis and truth hides in the haze.👉 Listen to the full episode here and subscribe to uncover more mind-bending stories.

🧬 Who Was Charles Harrelson?

Charles Harrelson wasn’t just a two-bit crook. He was a notorious contract killer, convicted of murdering a federal judge in 1979—a first in U.S. history. He had deep underworld ties, a long rap sheet, and rumors swirling around him that he’d been responsible for dozens of murders.

But in 1980, during a six-hour police standoff while high on cocaine and hallucinating FBI agents, Harrelson yelled out:

“I killed the judge… and I killed Kennedy!”

It shocked everyone. And even though he later walked back the confession, claiming he was just trying to stall for time, the conspiracy community never let it go.

🧟‍♂️ The Three Tramps Theory

Then there’s the infamous photo—three disheveled men being perp-walked through Dealey Plaza shortly after the JFK assassination.

They were never charged. Their identities were “lost” for decades.

One of them?He looks suspiciously like… Charles Harrelson.

Some researchers say facial analysis matches. Others claim a known CIA asset later confessed that Harrelson was one of the shooters on the grassy knoll, alongside two other intelligence-linked players.

👉 We dig deep into this theory in the podcast episode, with photo comparisons, expert commentary, and testimony from wild characters like Chauncey Holt.

🗂️ What Do the JFK Files Say?

In recent years, thousands of JFK documents were declassified—FBI memos, CIA briefings, NSA reports. We scoured them for any smoking gun linking Harrelson to the assassination.

Did we find it? Not exactly.But what we did find might surprise you.

There’s no definitive evidence that Harrelson killed JFK. But there’s no way to rule him out entirely either. His confession, his profession, and his proximity to players like Jack Ruby and Carlos Marcello make him a plausible piece in a much bigger conspiracy puzzle.

🧠 So… Did Woody Harrelson’s Dad Kill JFK?

We’ll put it this way:

✅ A known hitman?✅ Ties to the mob and possible CIA assets?✅ Admitted (then recanted) he killed JFK?✅ Resembles a mysterious man at the crime scene?

It’s all just a little too convenient to ignore.

Was Charles Harrelson a trigger man for the biggest cover-up in U.S. history? Or just a delusional criminal looking to inflate his infamy?

We explore both sides of the story in this week’s Smoke & Mirrors episode—and trust us, this one is WILD.

🎧 Don’t Miss the Full Deep Dive

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Whether you’re a JFK junkie, a true crime addict, or just love a damn good conspiracy theory, this episode is a must-hear. And while you’re there, don’t forget to check out all the other dank content, exclusive merch, and behind-the-scenes stories at:

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🌀 Final Puff:

We may never know if Charles Harrelson pulled the trigger that day in Dallas. But in the world of conspiracy, sometimes the smoke never clears.